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Alice Campbell Alumni Center
601 S Lincoln Avenue, Urbana
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Akhil Tandon you aren't cool.
I couldn't just *walk* into this bathroom. I had to enter wearing my Joseph Abboud tuxedo, Van Heusen shirt, Express tie and pants, Armani belt, and Gucci shoes. I had to wear my nautica cologne in order to even be accepted by this Titan-sculpted place of excretion. I first entered the bathroom and noticed the wonderfully cut marble sinks and beautifully tiled floors. Each stall was quartered off with a large wooden door, behind which was a metallic hook to hang my tux. The stall was lit by a hidden light so far above the toilet. The green slate colored tiles and walling made the feces pass through the rectal cavity most easily. Finally, when the deed was finished, the smooth, silk-like toilet paper massaged the anus to leave a clean, finishing touch.
I'll try to be brief. I have the bowels of a 104 year old. My arsehole is comparable to a deflated balloon, so it is essential that I find somewhere to poop with adequate acoustics. Not only does this place have very little echo, but the stalls are quite roomy, too. Infact, I like them so much that I find myself visiting these bathrooms even if I don't need to use the toilets. Sometimes I'll just sit and read, do homework, skype with friends, etc. It's a very relaxing atmosphere.
Great bathroom if you can get over the feeling that you aren't classy enough to be pooing there.
The first floor is easily some good stuff. The ambiance is set nicely by some dimmed lights and granite/marble/wood finish everywhere. Super great faucets for hygiene is still a top priority. Main downside is the lack of hook space for backpacks and jackets and stuff. Still, this is a must poop before you leave campus.
Took a dump here while tripping on acid a few weeks ago, literally changed my perception of the human condition.
As a resident expert on bathrooms (and the fastest pooper east of the Mississippi), I can definitively say that this is the best non-home bathroom ever. Roomy stalls, delightful smell and extraordinarily clean. This is the best place to poop on campus
Seriously, the best bathroom on campus. No debate. Try it. If you're ever close enough to Krannert or ISR or anything in Urbana, this is the place to be. Hands down.