IlliniDumps

I take a shit in the third floor everyday and more than once per day because I have overactive bowels. I feel like the people there are starting to recognize me and are probably wondering why the **** im always in their bathroom

Too easy to clog these toilets...I'm going to have to vote this one down on that point. Three dumps=three over flown toilets :/

The 4th floor bathroom has quite literally the best air freshener I have ever smelled. So good it makes you forget how badly you are defiling the place.

In the grand scheme of things, EH has pretty average bathrooms, but when compared to other campus bathrooms, EH shines. What's interesting about the bathrooms here is that each floor has a different character. The first floor has a more homely vibe to it that screams "student societies." The fourth floor is about the same quality, but less crowded. However this bathroom is much colder. You can tell that a lot of freshmen "slaving" (I use that term relatively) over a GE 101 assignment use this bathroom. The second and third floors are where things get interesting. The third floor is pretty classy, but you risk pooping next to the Dean of the College, so it might be a little awkward. The second floor is a like a smorgasbord of poopers. You could be sitting next to the Dean of the Undergraduate Program, but you also could be sitting next to the student employee at IPENG who is evacuating his bowels of bad Mexican or Chinese food. Consider this: If you want... ...to have a consistent, above average poop, go to the 1st floor ...to have a quick and furious poop, go to the 4th floor ...to potentially poop next to the guy who hands out all the research money for the college, go to the 3rd floor ...to live dangerously, go to the 2nd floor

If anyone is interested in genital piercings, there is a wonderful drawing you might want to check out in one of the stalls on the first floor. Every possible phallic piercing imaginable is labeled and drawn on!