IlliniDumps

Ya the urinals really are way too far away. I, like Erik, have to live my life as a micropenis man. Women always laugh at me. It's so small that I can't even aim when I pee and having a super loose butthole and shitting myself everyday doesnt help. Please add something to the urinals so I can aim my tiny **** and not miss all over the floors. Otherwise, I will take my shit business elsewhere. Thanks

they should start putting bottles of lube in very stall...anyone else agree?

Ever wonder why the ceiling is so white ;)

My butthole is so loose that I usually end up shitting myself before I reach the toilet, they should put the toilets closer to the door so that I dont end up shitting my pants. Its not my fault that im so loose butthole.

No matter how close I get to the urinal, I can't seem to get my pee to reach it because my **** is too small. They should have an extension coming out of urinal so that my embarrassingly small penis can aim the pee in the urinal.

It's so dirty that I got herpes from sitting on the toilet.

If I wasn't such a fat slob, all the bathrooms would definitely be cleaner. Sometimes I miss the toilet but I usually make it so sometimes it's ok.

Tasteful comedy when shitting in urinal...don't go in there