IlliniDumps

Someone took a deuce in the first stall on the 8th floor...WTH that's for pee only & it has no door

Gotta poop, gotta not care, gotta not flush. This simple acyndeton is the epitome of one Trelease hall restroom. To put it short, this place is unkempt...perhaps that was a little light. It is an utter shithole. Other than a cross path with Mr. Grasshopper's ecological niche, a Trelease restroom is a gallery of 21st century philistine masculinity and a pubic salon. The men of Trelease possess a sick interpretation of masculinity. Instead of a fair show of intelligence or physical strength, many have adopted the comparison of fecal matter size as a more viable method of measurement. That is, the distorted idea of an existing linear correlation between the size of your shit and manliness. This barbaric way of thinking has led to a perverted fetish; the remnants of unusually colossal fecal matter remaining unflushed. Apparently, some believe that it is conventional to showboat one's anal diametric. Before living here, little did I know of the existence of an anus stretching contest. On a side note, these massive brown submarines that are left behind are absent of toilet paper. Therefore, it is reasonable for one to think: is it ok to not wipe your ass after shitting out a compilation of a fortnight worth of waste? There are flat surfaces in the shower cubicles for users to place their soap, cigarettes or bowls (yes, plenty smoke in there). To one's dismay, there also lies a variety of colors, girth and length of pubic hair. A bewilderment of pubic hair and unidentifiable stains makes one wonder the differnt shower positions other users tend to adopt. Not only are shower nozzle no where near the flat surfaces, but also the physical impossibility for one's genitalia to hang above such areas when showering. That is, under the assumption that no men of Trelease possess a foot long penis and testicles. It is difficult to understand further uses of this surface other than the placement of toiletries. This issue, I will require some enlightenment. Antisocial behavior (no antisocial does NOT mean socially awkward, look it up please) is the definition of one Trelease restroom. The sheer negligence of civility is disgusting. Despite the great American nation being founded on the divine principles of liberty of freedom, the users of this stench inferno translated these liberties into the freedom of being not hygienic and inconsiderate. Unless it is comforting for you to use a restroom where drunks self defecate, where the genitally hairy shed or selfish shitters compete, it is ill advised to step into this abyss of antisocial disregard and the breeding ground for psychopathic youth.

Tre 12 always has shit in the toilet. It is quite a dirty place. The kids r cool. They just can't aim and the toilets r always covered in pee